How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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