i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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