I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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