I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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