she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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