Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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