Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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