Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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