super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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