PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
