I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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