Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
lets start a swedish sibling band together
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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