It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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