google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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