I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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