Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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