Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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