you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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