Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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