Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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