I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
