I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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