Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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