it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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