so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It's just like the Real World with babies
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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