There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
