Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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