do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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