i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
