He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
