2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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