No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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