He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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