I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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