How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
