just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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