i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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