batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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