i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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