I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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