Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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