the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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