Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
