so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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