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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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