Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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