So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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