What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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