D3 body, D1 cock
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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