so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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