"it" just moved
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
nutella sex= disaster
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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