i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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