in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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