Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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