She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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