she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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